I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Hot and Cold
by Roald Dahl
A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.
Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'
'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'